About Jetsetting Joyce

Jetsetting Joyce used to live in Big Bad London, where LDN: HOT OR NOT started it all. Now she's returned Down Under and is out to experience the good, the bad and the ugly in her home town Melbourne.

HOT: Tuck Shop Take Away, 274 Hawthorn Rd, Caulfield North

tuck shop take away takes your local suburban takeaway to a new level and it’s worth a drive to visit.

The owners have transformed an old corner shop into an adorable school canteen themed milk bar and hamburger joint. The decor is nostalgic and depending on when and where you went to school, amusingly familiar. It starts from the moment you jump hopscotch to the front door.

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Spot the old cassette player, a cassette case, jars of fantales and a glowing Peters ice cream light above the soft serve machine.

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tuck shop take away

The water comes out from a schoolyard water bubbler with a stack colourful childish cups and a reminder not to wash your hands in the bubbler because, you know, that’s gross.

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The food is old school, done with new school twists.

tuck shop take away

The milkshakes ($7) are a mixture of frothy Schulz organic milk and house made syrups concocted from childhood sweets, melted down. Take your pick from Redskin, Mintie, Salted Fantale and Nutella. It comes out in a cutesy miniature milk bottle and paper straw too and is perfect for sharing. Our milkshake is sweet, frothy and really does taste like a raspberry-esque Redskin. Sodas are soda-streamed to order.

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There are just two burgers, each $10. I choose the Minor, which contains 100% beef patty (cooked pink), lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, American cheese and Tuck Shop sauce, a mix of mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard. The other burger option is vegetarian and they serve gluten free buns but don’t really advertise it, so you have to ask.

They also serve jaffles made with buttered white bread and simple ingredients – pulled pork is as fancy as it gets. The three cheese jaffle ($6.50) is decadent and filling.

tuck shop take away

I decide to go the whole hog with the ‘School Meal’ and it’s much better tasting than any tuck shop fare I ever had as a kid. For $19 you get a burger, a small side of their hand cut triple-cooked fries, a chocolate crackle with fun popping candy and a house made soda or milkshake (extra $2.50).  It comes out in a classic melamine meal tray and the creativity is worth the price of admission alone.

tuck shop take away

The Minor is juicy and filling and I like the not-to-sweet milk brioche bun by Noisette. It’s a classic not-jazzed-up burger, done really well. I don’t love the fries. For triple-cooked chips they are decidedly soggy though I did appreciate that they kept the skin on.

tuck shop take away

The last thing to try are the sweets. We don’t have the stomach room for the dessert cabinet (made by one of the owners who’s worked at The Fat Duck) so we order a soft serve instead.  It’s again best shared and comes in a sweet paper cup with tiny spoons. There’s a different soft serve flavour every week and this week it’s Jersey caramel, a lolly that I’ve never actually eaten. The ice cream is delicious – creamy, cold and not as sweet as our milkshake.

is a great local take away that marries cheekiness, nostalgic charm and a concise menu done well. It’s like being back at school but a lot more fun! Bonus points for the Radiohead soundtrack too (yep, they’re now retro).


, 274 Hawthorn Rd, Caulfield North 

Tue-Thu 11-8pm

Fri-Sat 11-9pm
Tuck Shop Take Away Menu, Reviews, Photos, Location and Info - Zomato

 

HOT: Grigons & Orr, 445 Queensberry St, North Melbourne

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While suburban milk bars are slowly disappearing from our streets, Grigons & Orr in North Melbourne has transformed a corner store into a quirky vintage styled milk bar and cafe.

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There’s some pavement seating (with a stash of crocheted blankets for chilly days) and a few tables and chairs in the cosy front room – look out for the ghost sign above the milk fridge.

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The pick of the locations is actually up the steep rainbow stair by the corner bay window, where you can look down on the village traffic of North Melbourne and admire the kitsch surroundings.

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The decor is retro and the all day menu is too. They’re most famous for two things – jaffles ie toasted sandwiches and indulgent milkshakes.

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The milkshakes are served in huge metal cups that are taller than most children and really there’s enough to share. Inside the concoction contains smashed up chocolate bars/biscuits along with thick frothed milk ($7.50). My tip is the Tim Tam milkshake though if you’re feeling nostalgic for your childhood there’s always Fizz Whizz!

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The jaffles are made with classic spongy square white bread, buttered on the outside and pressed into crusty triangles via a jaffle iron. I tried the most basic ham-cheese-tomato combo ($9.50) as well as some fancier flavours such as the jerk chicken and pulled pork. Personally I preferred the classic fillings, especially given the higher end jaffles cost close to $15 which in my mind is too much for a sandwich made with supermarket bread.

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On your way out if you need Spam, tinned tomatoes or shampoo then they can help you too.

Grigons & Orr is a fun throwback to the time of 1 cent lollies from your local corner store. The food I tried was ok whereas the milkshakes were amazing, and for that it’s worth returning.


Grigons & Orr , 445 Queensberry St, North Melbourne 

Mon-Fri 7-4pm

Sat-Sun 8-4pm

Grigons & Orr Menu, Reviews, Photos, Location and Info - Zomato

HOT: Patch Cafe, Studio 9, 2 Bendigo Street, Richmond

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Patch Cafe in Richmond is a newish operation that serves a paleo-inspired, clean eating menu. Before you pooh-pooh the idea their food managed to entice someone like me, who is definitely not grain-free, sugar-free and fat-free. 

I was invited to try out their menu and took myself off to the old Channel Nine building in Richmond.

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It’s been transformed into slick apartments with the cafe at the bottom level along with huge expanses of outdoor space.

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Indoors it’s long and narrow, intimate and cosy. I recommend sitting at the back of the cafe, even though it faces the (fancy) sink, as it captures the most light from the huge windows.

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As I’m not a coffee drinker (beans are from Code Black Coffee) I start with a huggable mug of creamy but dairy-free Anushka soy chai ($4.50) that’s warming and fragrant on a freezing wet day.

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Even though it’s technically still breakfast I head straight for a serve of confit pork belly with apple puree, roasted root vegetables, paleo jus and crackling. The large plate is a very reasonable $23 and an excellent, fancy version of essentially meat and three veg. I have no idea what paleo jus is but if pork belly for breakfast equals clean eating, sign me up!

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We also try the banana and almond hotcakes, with house made pistachio and cacao ice cream, paleo caramel and kiwi chunks ($10). I love how the hotcakes have a chunk of banana, gooey and caramelised, right in the centre. As they are made from almond meal they are more crumbly than a traditional flour-based pancake but the accompaniments balance out the dryness.

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The raw desserts are made by Jayde Hwang, a blogger who also manages to find time as Patch’s marketing person. They are decadent and delicious and it’s amazing that they don’t contain sugar. I recommend the ‘blueberry cheescake’ and like many raw desserts you only need a little to feel satisfied.

If you’re on the go or heading to the park by the Yarra Patch Cafe offer ‘Patch Boxes’, take away meals for only $15 that are paleo inspired plus gluten, dairy, sugar and grain free. I like their chunky, nutty, satisfying bircher which contains activated hazelnuts and almonds, goji, apricots, pumpkin seeds, coconut, chia seeds, vanilla bean and orange, poached fig, coconut yoghurt and coconut nectar. Phew that’s a dozen ingredients I don’t have to bother combining (or activating huh) at home!

Patch Cafe shows that it’s possible to provide healthy food that’s tasty and anything but parsimonious. The stylish space is restful and peaceful, making a lovely stop for body and soul.


 

 

Patch Cafe, Studio 9, 2 Bendigo Street, Richmond 

Mon-Fri 7-4pm

Sat-Sun 8-4pm

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The HOT List: Little Free Libraries in Melbourne

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via http://www.littledifferentmelbourne.com/

Little Free Library is a global, grassroots movement of community-based book exchanges. People build miniature libraries (using recycled materials) and an honesty system allows people to borrow from the library and in turn donate their pre-loved books.

Little Free Libraries promote literacy and the love of reading and help to build a sense of community. I love the feeling of discovery – suddenly stumbling across a Little Free Library where every book is a potential source of inspiration!

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via http://www.littledifferentmelbourne.com/

Melbourne has many Little Free Library book exchanges. They spring up in front yards, on bike paths and at train stations. Here’s a starting list of where to find them.

MELBOURNE CBD

  • Melbourne Central, Level 2 Cnr LaTrobe and Swanston Street, Melbourne
  • The Moat, 176 Little Lonsdale St, Melbourne

NORTH / NORTH-EAST

  • 10 Bowmore Ave, Park Orchards
  • 901 Main Road, Hurstbridge
  • South Crescent Westgarth
  • 159a Smith St Thornbury
  • Rossmoyne St, Thornbury
  • 62 Kendall St, Preston
  • 173 Edward St Brunswick
  • 28 Pearl St Northcote
  • Upfield bicycle path, Coburg
  • Dawson St Brunswick
  • cnr Aberdeen Rd and Birdwood Ave Macleod
  • Birdwood Ave Macleod

SOUTH / SOUTH-EAST / BAYSIDE

  • Gasworks Arts Park, Albert Park
  • Brighton Primary School

EAST

  • 13 Kent Street, Hawthorn
  • 2 Florence Street, Blackburn
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via http://www.littledifferentmelbourne.com/

WEST

This list has been compiled by Kel Devoil at Little.Different, a parent and carer’s guide to art, culture and quirk in Melbourne. For a map and reviews of the inner west’s Little Free Libraries, check out her full post.  

  • fifty-six threads cafe, Kensington
  • 5 Hobbs St Seddon
  • Bellair St Seddon (opposite train station)
  • Hotham St Seddon
  • Seventh Ave Altona North
  • 117 Mason St, Newport
  • Somerville Rd Yarraville
  • Cnr Hansen Rd and Nesnah St West Footscray
  • Pin Oak Crescent Flemington
  • Kingsville St Kingsville
  • Goulburn St Yarraville
  • on the corner of Keilor Road and Bradshaw street, Essendon

Let me know at  if there’s a Little Free Library near you that’s missing from the list! 

HOT: Bomba Goes to Spain, Bomba, 103 Lonsdale St, Melbourne

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Every year Jesse Gerner, the owner of Spanish bodega/vermutería  Bomba, along with various staff, takes a trip to Spain. It’s a chance to eat, drink, meet local producers and bring back ideas and ingredients. The outcome of this year’s gastronomic adventures is Bomba Goes to Spain – two special Sunday lunches featuring stories, dishes and wines discovered on the trip.

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This year Jesse and his team went to Seville, Cadiz, Jerez and the Canary Islands and I was invited to the Bomba Goes to Spain lunch inspired by the farmers, fishermen and chefs they met on their island adventures. 

I’ve never been to the Canary Islands and only know it for the British holiday haunt Tenerife. Turns out the Spanish archipelago, located just off the southern coast of Morocco, is famous for its seafood and many variations of mojo sauces. Our lunch featured both heavily.

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To start, delicate Spring Bay mussels with a mojo de azafran ie saffron. Sweet, piquant and silken, these slippery little morsels slid down nicely with a sip of Christmassy-scented vermouth.

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The fried school prawns were surprisingly fleshy and the spiky paprika salt gave each crunchy bite a satisfying kick. bombaIt was served with the housemade bread created by a sourdough starter called ‘The Mother’ started by Jesse almost eight years ago and now produces daily offspring for Anada, Green Park Dining and Bomba.  

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Poached pork ribs, a traditional Sunday lunch dish, was modernised with sweet corn and a grassy mojo cilantro made with coriander and a bed of crushed potato.

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One of my favourite dishes was the char grilled octopus with mojo aromatico. The octopus had been slow cooked for several hours at a constant temperature, turning each tentacle tender without turning it into mush. It was served with ribbons of confit potato and the mojo made with a pounded blend of aromatics.

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The Montadito of olive pit smoked sardine and green onions was another favourite, inspired by a serendipitous find, one of the few eateries in the old town open on a Monday and serving modernised tapas. This dish was the first time Jesse had used olive pits to smoke and it’s a practice he will probably continue given pips are normally a waste product.

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Slow cooked rabbit was another traditional Sunday lunch staple, served with one of the Canary Islands’ signature dishes – papas arrugadas, potatoes cooked in seawater. These wrinkly potatoes were served with a mojo picon, a paprika and garlic sauce. I enjoyed the full-bodied tomato and oregano sauce of rabbit but found the meat to be a touch dry for my liking. 

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To finish, croquettes of leche asada (milk custard) studded with orange zest and a rum ice-cream and a spiced rum and orange syrup. I loved this dessert – crunchy on the outside, fluffy on the inside and gently spiced.

This Sunday 30 August is the second of the Bomba Goes to Spain lunches, featuring dishes and wines from Andalucia. It costs $65pp for four courses including tapa, raciones and dessert so in fact you end up with a 8-9 dish long lunch – quite a bargain and guaranteed to fill you up so you don’t need dinner! There’s no nicer way to spend a Sunday than to feast in the surroundings of Bomba‘s warm brick downstairs dining room or by the bar. 

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And don’t despair if you miss out – some of these special souvenir dishes, maybe tweaked a little, will be appearing in Bomba’s main menu in the future.

Bomba Goes to Spain, Bomba Tapas Bar and Rooftop, +

Lunch 30 August 12-3pm

Normal opening hours

Lunch Mon-Fri 12-3pm

Dinner Sun-Thu 5-10:30pm, Fri-Sat 5-11pm

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HOT: Square and Compass, 222 Clarendon St, East Melbourne

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Square and Compass in East Melbourne was recently crowned as one of Melbourne’s best new cafes and it’s the combined work of owners with links to Pillar of Salt, Touchwood and Barry.

Square and Compass stands alone on Clarendon Street inside a red brick terrace house, surrounded by residences, offices, health services and hospital blocks. Since its opening it’s been a drawcard for East Melbourne locals and workers bereft of good eateries at the northern end of Fitzroy Gardens.

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The cafe is bright and welcoming and at 8am on a Sunday it’s already filling up. It’s too cold to hang out at the chic courtyard at the back but come summer I’m sure it’ll be popular.

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The all day menu includes cafe standards with a twist and over several visits I’ve tried…

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… the five grain porridge, with a ribbon of sweet apple puree creaminess punctuated by a crunchy crumble. It’s sort of like mixing an apple pie into your oats! However, I’d prefer fresh fruit to dehydrated fruit – stretchy, leathery dried fruit has never been my thing. ($13.50).

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…the waffles, a gorgeous berry and flower-strewn palette atop some fluffy waffles. I like the addition of brandy snaps jutting out of the vanilla-flecked cream ($16.50).

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peanut butter, heirloom tomatoes and toasted peanuts on toast ($13). The combination sounds weird but the menu says ‘trust us’ – so I do. It does work surprisingly well. The peanut butter is not particularly sweet and the savoury nuttiness balances out the tangy juicy tomatoes. I’m surprised it’s not on more cafe menus because now I’ve tried it once it seems like an entirely appropriate sandwich combination.

They serve coffee by Seven Seeds and Promised Land, and Mork hot chocolate. 

square and compass cafe

The service is friendly at Square and Compass and it makes a great pit stop if you’re heading to Fitzroy Garden. If you want to take away a picnic I highly recommend their gourmet rolls, particularly the pork belly with crackling (all $10), and maybe grab a decadent Doughboys Doughnuts as well.


Square and Compass, 222 Clarendon St, East Melbourne

Mon to Fri 7:00 am – 4:00 pm

Sat to Sun 8:00 am – 4:00 pm

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HOT: Hash Specialty Coffee & Roasters, 113 Hardware Street, Melbourne

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If you’re walking down Hardware Street and looking for , just look out for the lightbox with ‘#’. In this social media saturated world, there’s no need to actually spell out H-A-S-H to brunch goers hunting for the cool cafe.

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Inside the decor is dark, jagged and steely, with a rabbit warren of single booths, small tables and communal benches snaking up to a mezzanine area. The upstairs area is the best place to go if you want to hide from the busy hum downstairs.

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I was invited to try some of Hash’s menu but before we get to the food let’s talk about THAT hot chocolate ($6).

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This awe-inspiring beehive of house made milk fairy floss and beaker of Mork dark chocolate has been the talk of foodie social media since it first emerged. On a weekend the cafe has been known to sell 100 hot chocolates a day!

Basically you pour the molten mixture into the tower fairy floss, watching as the tower collapses onto itself and sweetens the 85% cocoa chocolate. The resulting drink is smooth, intense and not too sweet and the theatrical experience just adds to the fun.

If you’re not a hot chocolate fan the coffee is made using Zest beans though there are plans to roast on site.

The breakfast menu is available all day and I was given small tastes of some dishes, so the photos may not actually reflect the portions of a main meal.

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Highlights included the crusty leek and cheddar croquettes ($19.50) with cauliflower puree, shreds of ham hock, cavolo nero and a poached egg poached in turmeric which didn’t impart much flavour but did give the dish a jolly yellow glow.

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The coconut  yoghurt pannacotta ($15.50) could have been a little less firm but I liked the artistry of the accompanying toasted nuts and grains and delicate flowers.

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I returned another day to try their grilled banana and pecan loaf ($18.50). I really liked the chunky nuts inside the springy loaf but thought that it would be better balanced in terms of texture and flavour with either burnt honey mascarpone or white chocolate custard, not both. I also thought compared to some of the other dishes the price was disproportionate to the size of the loaf you got.

The CBD is a bit of a dead zone for breakfast on the weekends so  is a welcome discovery. I think some of the dishes could be simplified to highlight the top quality of the ingredients – the kitchen evidently cares about the provenance of its goods given the producers are name-checked on the menu.

And make sure you order the signature hot chocolate!


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Mon-Fri 7:00am-4:00pm

Sat- Sun 8:00am- 5:00pm

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HOT: Bread and Jam for Frances, 1/701 Glenferrie Rd, Hawthorn (enter via Linda Crescent or through Readings)

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Melbourne Writer’s Festival starts tomorrow Thursday 20 August – Sunday 30 August so today I’m introducing you to a fabulous bookish cafe – Bread and Jam for Frances in Hawthorn.

The cafe is named after the classic children’s book by Russell Hoban and Lillian Hoban and is attached to Readings Hawthorn, one of my Top 10 Best Children’s Bookshops in Melbourne. You can enter via the bookshop or its own entrance on Linda Crescent opposite Coles.

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I really like the church-like atmosphere of the place. Not that it’s silent and solemn. More that the cathedral-high ceilings and arched windows let in an abundance of light and the noise levels seem to be pretty muted (even during busy times) as most people are perusing their latest book purchase.

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Bread and Jam for Frances is run by Dench Bakers in North Fitzroy so you know the bread, pastries and cakes are sure to be good. Customers come to buy a takeaway coffee and a loaf of organic artisan sourdough or sit at small tables or banquette to enjoy the short, mostly grain based, menu (sorry paleo people). They serve Veneziano coffee and Larsen & Thompson teas and have an alcohol licence.

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I ordered the King brown, button, oyster mushrooms, goats cheese, silverbeet, toasted hazelnuts & toasted sourdough ($16) and was allowed to substitute the goats cheese for Meredith feta with no problems. It was hearty and filling and while a relatively basic dish, very satisfying toppling over with the mushroom melange.

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I then returned to drool over the sweets cabinet and was immediately drawn to the orange and pistachio cake with a syringe jauntily jabbed into it. I do love a dessert gimmick! The cake was grainy yet moist with a sweet dose of citrus within once the syrup had been injected inside.

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I think books and coffee go hand in hand and a cafe elevates a great bookshop to a fantastic bookshop. Bread and Jam for Frances is the kind of relaxed place where you’d be happy to linger with a novel and it’s a must-do destination for Melbourne bibliophiles.


Bread and Jam for Frances 1/701 Glenferrie Rd, Hawthorn (enter via Linda Crescent or through Readings)

Daily 7am – 6pm

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Melbourne Museum SmartBar – Giveaway!

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Melbourne Museum is opening up next Thursday night 20 August for its popular adults-only Smartbar, with a theme for this event being Get Stuffed!

Spend a night exploring the scientific and historic background of taxidermy with the museum’s experts.

Image 30833 Title Felis silvestris, Wild Cat mounted mammal specimen Source: Museum Victoria / Photographer: Heath Warwick

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Title Felis silvestris, Wild Cat mounted mammal specimen
Source: Museum Victoria / Photographer: Heath Warwick

This adults-only event is stuffed with demos, drinks, talks and a dash of digital media that will make you think differently about taxidermy – an art form that takes years to learn and even longer to master. You’ll also be able to learn why Museums still collect in the 21st century and explore shifting attitudes towards taxidermy.

Food and drink is available for purchase on the night, or walk to nearby Fitzroy and check out some great eateries.

Tickets are $18 for adults, $16 concession/MV members – buy tickets here or call 131102 and join the Facebook event .

Giveaway! Thanks to Melbourne Museum I have 3 x double passes to give away to attend Smartbar on Thursday 20 August 6-9:30pm.

To enter, follow the instructions below and the three winners will be drawn randomly after the competition closes midnight Monday 17 August. Good luck!

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HOT: Fifty-Six Threads, 56 Derby St, Kensington

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Fifty-Six Threads is a social enterprise cafe located in the unlikely location at the bottom of a housing commission block in Kensington.

The cafe is a project for AMES, Australia’s largest provider of humanitarian settlement, education, training and employment services for refugees and newly arrived migrants. Fifty-Six Threads is AMES’ second catering enterprise, with the first being Sorghum Sisters, an African catering business.

Fifty-Six Threads’ name is inspired by its location (ie number 56 Derby Street) and the many cultural threads that run through the cafe and the local community.  During our visit on a rainy weekday it was fairly quiet but a diverse cross-section of clientele trickled in, from the postie to a local resident to families.

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Given the dour exterior the cafe’s interior is modern and funky, with lots of geometric angles softened with beautiful pendant lights suspended from the ceiling.

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Coffee comes from STREAT, another social enterprise based near Kensington, and the food is all made on site by a single (professional) chef.

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The menu contains simple cafe classics at an unbeatable price. A huge home made sausage roll with delicious tomato relish is $3.50; the burger with chips is $13 and the generous French toast is $14.

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The burger is a stand out as the home made patty is a loose conglomeration of mince and herbs, grilled to crusty perfection. It’s sandwiched between a floury bap along with fresh tomato, lettuce and beetroot (tinned unfortunately).

To enhance the community feel there’s a small bookshelf with children’s and adults books.

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It’s actually a rotating library for the local community so that you can take the books away, with the polite request that you return them when you’re done.

Fifty-Six Threads is a simple, relaxing  cafe (with a funky Latin soundtrack on our visit) if you’re in Kensington looking for good value food and coffee with friendly service.

They also offer very reasonable catering with mini cakes/muffins at $3 per person and savoury finger food at $3 each and sandwiches/wraps at $7.50 per person. Best of all you know that your money is going to a good cause.


Fifty-Six Threads, 56 Derby St, Kensington 

Wed-Sun 7:30-3:30pm

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